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haashole 

An undergrad business student enrolled in the Haas School of Business at University of California, Berkeley, who exhibits many negative characteristics that allow themselves to be labeled as 'douches' or 'assholes', hence the name Haashole.

They are normally arrogant, cocky, full of bullshit, talk loudly about vague things, incoherent, and think they're so great for getting a business degree.
Bob: Yeah, Eri is such a haashole! I hate her.
haashole by celeryeater November 2, 2010
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haashole 

The designation awarded for: compound and gross ignorance demonstrated while in the process of exercising ones rights; ignoring logic, common sense, sound advice of associates, friends and family, not to proceed.

Symptoms will vary wildly from one case to another, but the underlying theme (rooted in ignorance) will remain constant. May also be associated with bad poetry. By that I mean REAL bad, worse then a junky begging with 'haiku' a three syllables short on a train platform at 4am.
Example Type: Classic.

Details: Benjamin Haas's attempt to puppet the burning the flag of the USA as a form of protest. Resulting in thousands of irked citizens forming a counter-protest. Haas opted to cowered, recanted and attempted to read a prepared statement. We may never know what he had prepared.
Score: Citizens 1, Haasholes 0
haashole by VetterOne June 6, 2011
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Hasshole 

When someone is hassling you about something while being an asshole about it.
"Take out the trash already!"
"Fine I'll do it now so you can stop being an hasshole."
Hasshole by xKrazyKiller February 9, 2012

Hasshole 

Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?

David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!

Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.
Hasshole by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009

hasshole 

a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. Usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.

When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.
Co-worker: My boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?
hasshole by asheville_dingo May 14, 2009

hasshole 

A alternative curse word for ass-hole. a word you can call your boss or authoritive figure and not get in trouble
office cubile person:You hasshole boss:what you call me ocp:a hassle boss:O i thought you called me ass-hole
hasshole by [h][ass]-[hole] January 26, 2011
Someone who uses too many hashtags; using hashtags incorrectly
This hashole has more hashtags in his post than words.
Hashole by ADDaries March 6, 2015