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The best last name in the fucking world you see a Harrold you fuckin smash
OMG that Harrold is so cute
harrold by Foretell May 30, 2018
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Piss pot
Harrold. Is a piss pot
Harrold by Jwi8sp94 March 23, 2020

Harrold Middle School 

A piece of junk that several hundred unlucky students have to attend. A synonym is prison. You get ISS for no reason and detention is given out like candy.

Seeing rapists outside of this place isn't rare.

Everyone smells like horse tits and has zits on their eyes.

You learn nothing in any class and you'll be lucky to make it out without getting an STD.

Every girl breaks the dress code just to try and look cool.

Boys dream about their future times in the high school smoking pot.

That's all she wrote..
James: "Hey did you fail that Science test?"

Peter: "Of course! This is Harrold Middle School"

or...

harrold lahoonier 

Harrold Lahoonier is a lad from the imaginary Country of Australia, he is very short and will more than likely say happy birthday to you if approached, be like Harrold, Harrold is cool.
I saw Harrold Lahoonier today; he said Happy Birthday to me, what a nice lad.

Harrold Middle School 

A middle school in western Pennsylvania right across the street from Hempfield Area High School. Some of the teachers are mean, but most of the teachers here are amazing. The Hempfield Tornado took out a few windows and had polvalting mats thrown at, but we're still in good condition.
Tabatha: Hey I go to Imbosole Learner Middle School!

Cheryl: Oh yeah? Well i go to Harrold Middle School!

ashton harrold 

Ashton Harrold is the nicest, hottest, and sweetest guy any girl would be lucky to have.

Holly Harrold

To aggressively rape your little sister and shit in her ear lobes
Me and my girlfriend did the holly Harrold last night
Holly Harrold by Kevdoggy dog December 14, 2019
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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