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Harrisyte 

A cultish Stan of pseudo-intellectual Sam Harris, who claims that Dick Cheney would’ve turned Iraq into Nebraska. Someone who can’t understand historical truisms and who is ahistorical in nature.
That Harrisyte over there doesn’t understand that Saudi Arabia was helped formed by the British. The guy is just a total dumbass.
Harrisyte by Revraceb September 20, 2019
Words you can keep

harrisite 

a student who attends Townsend Harris High School in Flushing, New York.
omg, you like to do your homework?! ur such a harrisite!
harrisite by rachel December 15, 2003

Sexual Harrisment

What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.

Also known as "Sexual Harassment"
Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!

Harrisoned 

Inadvertently getting fucked over by someone you made plans with, who has no malicious intent.
Hey didn't you have plans with with Harrison today?

Yeah, but he canceled for a smash tournament.

Ha! You just got Harrisoned.
Harrisoned by omally September 18, 2016

Harriette 

A small but often vicious creature or female. They scurry around often giving the impression of working hard but in reality produce very little. Harriettes also believe they need more sleep than everyone else and are often found napping at odd times during the day.

In addition they accidentally break any technology they are left alone with, crave dairy and strangely live for the large amounts of friendly abuse they are subjected to.
Chattey: Mate the boss is coming into the room, start doing some work.

Jimmy: Chill, Im an expert at pretending to be busy. See!

Chattey: Dude, you're such a Harriette!
Harriette by Slagsbonjour January 19, 2010

Harrisoned 

The act of getting bamboozled, or getting pranked by someone.
“Who put the milk carton back empty?”
“Looks like you just got Harrisoned!”
Harrisoned by 2131OLDMAN June 26, 2019

Harriette 

Harriette is the most gorgeous gal I have ever seen. She's so nice and indeed is a good person. She's inclusive and is really funny that she puts a smile on one's face and makes their day. Never ever mess with Harriette for she is so amazing and honestly, you would be messing with the wrong person so just don't. We all need a Harriette in our lives.
Harriette is really defensive and funny.
Harriette by lam lam August 25, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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