harpsonian

Natives from the land of Harpsonia.

The Harpsonian Scrooge hijacked an aircraft.

by Jacksonian Ken April 2, 2022

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Harpsonian Scrooge

1.(noun) A Scrooge From the land of Harpsonia who brings about criminal mischief in the virtual realm
2.(noun) An Internet daemon taking the form of a Troll

The "Harpsonian Scrooge" Hijacked the aircraft.

by Jacksonian Ken April 3, 2022

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harpoontang

(noun) whale-like female sexual prey; fat chicks

I am some kind of randy tonight. I don't care if I gotta plow Moby Dick, any harpoontang will do! Just don't call me Ishmael.

by somegeyeinCLE October 12, 2010

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-The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken night of being rejected by more attractive and better-endowed women. After successfully completeting this task, a man will be granted his license to harpoon and may continue to indulge in this difficult task.
The greatest of harpooning feats is referred to as a moby dick

Kyle: Dude I boned a hottie last night.
Disgusted friend: MAN, she was a whale, but you've earned your harpooning license
Kyle:I wondered why she wanted the lights off

by metrosexualbastard August 17, 2006

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Harpoontang

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.

"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"

by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009

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