harlotan

A woman who dresses and acts like a harlot in public, but will not follow through like one. A prude dressing for attention

This chick last night was wearing next to nothing and grinding herself against a pole at the club, but when i took her home she wouldn't even let me touch her, What a Harlotan!

harlotan by Colonel Kurtz April 18, 2005

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Harlotan

noun: A person who deceptively charms or seduces others for personal gain, blending allure with dishonesty.

"He fell for her dazzling smile and poetic lies, never realizing she was a true harlotan—seducing not for love, but for the art of deception."

Harlotan by marlypigeon March 19, 2025

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harlotan • Harlatan • Harlotard

Harlatan

A "Harlatan" is a charlatan with heart; meaning someone who practices quakery but actually believes either fully or partly what they are saying or doing.

Hasanabi is such a Harlatan for believing socialism will actually work. Hasanabi is such a Harlatan for selling Coomer merch.

Harlatan by opbutedgie January 27, 2022

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Harlotard

Blends "harlot" + "bastard"; targets maternal shame with a gritty, invented bite.

"Don't trust that harlotard neighbor—she's always stirring up drama over nothing."

"My ex-boss was a total harlotard, backstabbing everyone to climb the ladder."

"That harlotard of a coworker stole my idea and took all the credit during the meeting."

Harlotard by hgal713 March 13, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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