harlotan

A woman who dresses and acts like a harlot in public, but will not follow through like one. A prude dressing for attention

This chick last night was wearing next to nothing and grinding herself against a pole at the club, but when i took her home she wouldn't even let me touch her, What a Harlotan!

harlotan by Colonel Kurtz April 18, 2005

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Harlotan

noun: A person who deceptively charms or seduces others for personal gain, blending allure with dishonesty.

"He fell for her dazzling smile and poetic lies, never realizing she was a true harlotan—seducing not for love, but for the art of deception."

Harlotan by marlypigeon March 19, 2025

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Harlatan

A "Harlatan" is a charlatan with heart; meaning someone who practices quakery but actually believes either fully or partly what they are saying or doing.

Hasanabi is such a Harlatan for believing socialism will actually work. Hasanabi is such a Harlatan for selling Coomer merch.

Harlatan by opbutedgie January 27, 2022

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Harlotard

Blends "harlot" + "bastard"; targets maternal shame with a gritty, invented bite.

"Don't trust that harlotard neighbor—she's always stirring up drama over nothing."

"My ex-boss was a total harlotard, backstabbing everyone to climb the ladder."

"That harlotard of a coworker stole my idea and took all the credit during the meeting."

Harlotard by hgal713 March 13, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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