Hardine

A mythical small sardine-like fish that lives in hot tubs

"What's that poking me in the hot tub?"
"...must be a Hardine"

Hardine by LNE October 11, 2012

Hardin Scott 

The hottest frat boy out there.. be careful though, you might fall for him at first glance.. but who hasn’t?

girl #1: woah who’s that guy over there?

girl #2: that’s hardin scott! i know, the first time i saw him i practically fell for him too..

Hardin Scott by julia-nicole April 25, 2019

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness 

Based off of Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness, this scale is a measurement of how dark one's World Wide Web content can get without being mentally perturbed. It is typically described as a 1-to-10 scale with a single example from each level.

1. Google - What the fuck are you, Amish?

2. Youtube - Yawn.

3. Youporn - You've experienced a taste of the dark side of the Internet, but there's still a long ways to fall.

4. /b/ - The level where most Internet Veterans find themselves comfortable. Yeah, something funny here, something disgusting there, but you've seen it all before.

5. Goatse - You're a grizzled vet. As for the previous tiers, you might've been disgusted...when you were ten.

6. 2girls1cup - As the masses comment about how terrible this is, you simply scratch your head, and wonder what the big deal is.

7. Adultfanfiction.net - I'm starting to worry about you, man. I mean, you didn't flinch at all at the three paragraph description of how the once-transparent lube became chocolate as Adam and Chris simultaneously forced their penises down Jake's virgin asshole? You're either really brave, or really crazy.

8. Beastality - Just...stay away from me. Please.

9. Pain Olympics - Alternatively known as the John McCain tier, for not even years as a POW may prepare you for this level.

10. 3guys1hammer - Get a gun, rest the barrel in your oral cavity, and pull the trigger. You should survive the shot, for no mortal could survive this level.

Individuals as described by the Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness:

Your Grandparents - 1

Your Dad - 2.5

Newfag - 4

Oldfag - 5

Auschwitz Survivor - 8

Infant Rapist - 9

The Antichrist - 10

Mohs Scale of Internet Hardness by World Wide Web Guide January 6, 2013

RC-XD w/ Hardline 

When you have intercourse with two girls at the same time, also known as a threesome. The word refers to a call of duty killstreak 3 kills with the perk hardline making it 2 kills. While getting and RC-XD with hardline in call of duty is pretty easy, it is extremely hard to accomplish in real life.

"Damnn the club is poppin tonight! You trying to drop an RC-XD w/ hardline!?"

"Brooo have you seen the ratio here, I'm trying to drop a god damn chopper gunner, lets goo!"

RC-XD w/ Hardline by DannyDimes December 8, 2020

hardinsexual 

In love with Hardin Scott

I’m so hardinsexual

hardinsexual by Nereste January 4, 2021

Ian Harding 

A gorgeous young man who plays Ezra Fitz on the popular tv show Pretty Little Liars

Girl 1: Ian Somerhalder is soooo hot!

Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.

Girl 1: (Speechless)

Ian Harding by plllover March 13, 2011

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness 

The Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness displays the scratch resistance of various minerals through the ability of a harder material to scratch a softer material. It was created in 1812 by geologist Friedrich Mohs. It lists ten minerals, ranging from Talc (Softest Known Mineral) at 1 to Diamond (Hardest Known Mineral) at 10.

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness is as follows:

1 - Talc
2 - Gypsum
3 - Calcite
4 - Fluorite
5 - Apatite
6 - Orthoclase Feldspar
7 - Quartz
8 - Topaz
9 - Corundum
10 - Diamond

Mohs Scale of Mineral Hardness by Some you'll never meet January 5, 2013