Hardie

The slang of hard-on.

Brian got a hardie when looking at Haley.

Hardie by Mike Q September 4, 2005

Hardie

Usually a lanky, curly haired goof with questionable sexuality. Will compare his genitalia to inademant obects such as large red bull or arizona ice tea cans, but is hung like a newt.

Flamer barley a man hardie

Hardie by Jhookicing pants November 23, 2009

hardie

hardie is the best guy ever. He is the smartest guy you will ever meet and he is dashingly handsome. He is also incredibly funny and genuine. When you first meet him, all he will do is make you laugh, but once you get to know him, you will get to know the inner workings of his mind and how he's a lot more than just a funny, charismatic guy (although he is that.) He is so kind and is always looking for ways to make your day brighter. He loves extremely deeply, but only one person. You are incredibly lucky if you get a hardie.

"Wow, Hardie is such a great guy!"
"I know, right?! I'm so jealous of his girlfriend."

hardie by dianabanks September 10, 2026

Hardie har har

When you make out for 0.3seconds and you're no longer soft

*looks down*
Well hardie har har!

Hardie har har by Pookie144 July 25, 2026

emma hardie 

A blonde girl who takes mad phat wops in school with her friends and only where's lulu leggings. She also writes on her all white shoes. Everyone loves to "party with hardie" on the weekends! She's super funny and loves those upper classmen boys;)

Person: hey cool shoes

Emma hardie: thanks I WrOtE oN tHeM!!
Person: nice, wanna go to the bathroom
Emma hardie: YEAHHH BRO I GOTTA A FULL MANGO ON ME
Person: yess bro lets go take some phat wops

emma hardie by wop master Kenny April 28, 2019

callum hardie 

Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.

1. Hey there's callum hardie

"aye i can see that wankstain"

callum hardie by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

James Hardie 

is gay but will never admit this. do not look at for long periods of time, as he WILL molest you and your entire family.

never offer this creature donuts, as he will never leave you. did i mention that he is gay.

oh man is that a James hardie? it must be, he just molested that guy after he gave james his donuts.

James Hardie by bigppman420 October 15, 2020