the most beautiful girl in the world. she is beautiful like a tree. german girl. likes to look up dirty words on urban dictionary. thinks wet toast parties would be a good idea for hazing. is cracked out 95% of the time but i love her. would swim the oceans for you, the oceans for you, whoa oh oh kelsey. even if you're name isn't kelsey. knows what queef means.
hardardt is the most beautiful girl in the world... like a tree or a high class prostitute.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.