Hardclart
Hardclart by Fatbakerman September 15, 2013
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Buffalo Handcart
Tom: My junk is really sore this morning
Don: Why so?
Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
Don: Why so?
Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy
Buffalo Handcart by webweary June 19, 2011
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Hardclart • hard lart • Hardcastle • hardchat • handcarted • harclarver • hard2chart • Hardofart • hardparty • hardylarvae
Hardcastle
As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.
Hardcastle by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009
hardchat
In hardchat, you pretty much get verbally raped. in the mouth, by 5 dongs, sometimes 6. You get flooded, you get /topic'd for dumb things you say. sometimes local killed.
hardchat by green 4rrow June 11, 2010
hardparty
this word has multiple deffinitions.
1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect
2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time
3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect
2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time
3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada
1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(
2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously
3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(
2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously
3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*
hardparty by wmcorkindale817 January 25, 2009
Peruvian Handcart
Peruvian Handcart by Cockblock September 16, 2012
hardchats
dwaan's irc network, where he tries to attract children to molest them, trades his massive cp collection like pokemon cards, and generally abuses kids.
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