Hardclart

Takeing a extremly hard shit that usually results in the stretching of the bung hole

Yo greg i took this hardclart last night and damn that shit stretched me

by Fatbakerman September 15, 2013

Buffalo Handcart

Receiving a handjob using spicy wing sauce for lubricant.

Tom: My junk is really sore this morning

Don: Why so?

Tom: Well, I got a Buffalo handcart from Debbi last night and she used extra spicy

by webweary June 19, 2011

Hardcastle

The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.

As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.

by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009

hardchat

In hardchat, you pretty much get verbally raped. in the mouth, by 5 dongs, sometimes 6. You get flooded, you get /topic'd for dumb things you say. sometimes local killed.

ex. hardchat: -!- Topic for #: "14:16 <+endo> the irc serv is lighttpd?"

by green 4rrow June 11, 2010

hardparty

this word has multiple deffinitions.

1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect

2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time

3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada

1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(

2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously

3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*

by wmcorkindale817 January 25, 2009

Peruvian Handcart

Running a two-man train on a woman.

Why don't you and Paul just cut all this shit and run the old Peruvian Handcart on her?

by Cockblock September 16, 2012

hardchats

dwaan's irc network, where he tries to attract children to molest them, trades his massive cp collection like pokemon cards, and generally abuses kids.

young boy: "lets go to hardchats, i hear there's a creepy guy who wants to stick his penis in us"

by mestri December 27, 2011