Hardofart

When you do a fart but it doesn’t come out as a gas substance it comes out as a solid substance, basically it feels as if you are pushing a baby out from your asshole. You normally get this when you have just had sex the night before although there has been reports of virgins getting it.

jimmy: OUCH
Bobby: what’s wrong Jim
Jimmy: my ass hurts bro
Bobby: oh let me guess you just did a hardofart
Jimmy: yea must of been from Selena

by Oopy poop December 4, 2021

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handfarting

A specially honed talent of typical eleven-year-olds who are adept at fart games.

His capacity for under-the-table, secret handfarting made him the least favored guest at birthday parties.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019

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hardparty

this word has multiple deffinitions.

1. a gay orgy, a hardparty occurs when all of the homosexual males are fully erect

2. when multiple erect penises enter the same orifice at one time

3. some kid from xbox live's who has a squeaky ass voice and a stupid ass gamertag, kid is a weirdo and never stops talking about his leather belt, also lives in canada

1.
gay guy 1: we had the wildest hardparty lastnight at jimmy's place
gay guy 2: damn, i wish you invited me! i was stuck at home masturbating to a video on youtube of elton john's live performance of candle in the wind :(

2.
chris and eric took their cocks and shoved them into maria's asshole simultaneously

3.
Hardparty: you love my leather belt! i attend st. claire's in windsor! it's in canada! *awkward squeak*

by wmcorkindale817 January 25, 2009

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