Hardcastle

The act of ejaculating on a person who is either sleeping or unconscious.

As retribution for making him feel awkward earlier at the beach, Joel hardcastled Samantha as she slept on the couch.

by hardcastlingzach March 1, 2009

Hardcastle

A surname given to a posh boy who likes to be intimate with a horse rather than people but pretends not to like horses to cover it up.

I heard that dude fucks horses, hes a hardcastle

by Ohhhyeah69 December 11, 2019

Hardcastle

When it looks like something really good is about to happen and then it doesn't. That's a Hardcastle

It looked like the hated principal was leaving the school for another job. Everyone was excited and hopeful, but the douche didn't get the job and we're still stuck with him. We got hardcastled.

by p-c of u-c February 19, 2010

Sexton Hardcastle

Quite possible the coolest guy ever, he is a ladies man, smart, daring ,dashing, handsome, narcissistic, hawt and also very athletic. He has also been quoted as "the most charismatic and handsome guy to come to you via computer screen."

0M6! I LOVE TEH SEXTON! (millions of ladies)

by Snuphy January 22, 2005

hardcase

describes someone who is tough/hard and is probably rumoured to have stabbed someone
(liverpool slang)

"she's such a hardcase"
"nah he's a proper hardcase"

by L25imm May 28, 2017

hardcase

British slang for an underworld enforcer.

"You're the fucking hardcase get the fucking guns"

-Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels

by Chimpy6 January 31, 2005

horncastle, ricky

Horncastle - related to the greek word, meaning twat.
Also a place upon where a male is ejactulated on by another male...right in the face,

I just got Ricky Horncastled!
Should we ricky horncastle him?

by Mary-Moo-Cow-Rocks-My-World April 11, 2005