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Hard rocks

5 of the smartest scientists in the world got together and decided to answer the meaning of life scientifically. They worked hard, and got to one answer: Why is the rock hard? Since they were scientists, they knew the answer, but the wanted the real answer. Their boss told them that they had to start all over 11 months of hard work. They retired themselves that day and became philosophers.

Definitions of Hard Rock:

-A question that can be answered scientifically, but is supposed to be a philosophic question
-Someone very awesome to the point there must be a NEW word to describe them
-All the scientists that helped create the Why is the rock hard? are automatically hard rocks.

Definition of Soft Rock:

-Someone who is a sad person and has no personality, as we ALL know, soft rocks can NEVER be rocks, or hard rocks (the way they are supposed to be).
-Someone who only listens to hardcore classical music.
-A normal boring question with a normal boring answer.
Hard rocks are awesome people.
by XDHAI!!!!!! May 14, 2015
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Hard Rock

Hard Rock established itself in the 1970's when bands like Led Zeppelin for example got away from the more acid rock bands like Jimi Hendrix, Cream, Iron Butterfly who were more psychedelic and less blues. It was Led Zeppelin who set the prototypical hard rock sound that would be imitated from the 1970's to the present. Hard Rock is also much more commerical friendly than Heavy Metal.
Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Queen, AC/DC, Thin Lizzy, Blue Oyster Cult, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Heart, Deep Purple, Mountain, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots.
by XXBonScottXX March 19, 2005
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mothers against hard rock

A partiticularly upity group of yuppie cunts who wish to inform you you have poor taste in music.
"THAT music is baaaadd for your braaain" - mothers against hard rock
by Low Key September 13, 2006
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mothers against hard rock

(MAHR) A rumored group that works to outlaw rock music groups such as The Used and My Chemical Romance. There is no known website for the organization, but if it exists, it poses no real threat to the hard rock genre or the music industry.
I heard there were over 4,000 names on the petition for Mothers Against Hard Rock.
by everlong June 1, 2006
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Hard rock nick

A video by drew gooden, guy pretending to be rich
Bro, those yeezys are fake as hell, he’s such a HARD ROCK NICK

yeah man, he is
by itshardrocknick June 1, 2019
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mothers against hard rock

A fake group that someone with no life started. It's not real people, so don't worry about it.
Mothers against hard rock is fake people... Don't believe it... fuck...
by Mike Y. October 16, 2005
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mothers against hard rock

A shadowy group of mothers opposed to "hard rock" music. So far they have targeted popular post-hardcore/screamo/emo/whatever you want to define them as bands My Chemical Romance and the Used. This is considered by many an attack on the 1st Amendment right to free speech and a petition started on the internet as a protest to this has gained over 4,000 signatures so far. This group (MAHR) appears to have no known website (at least a Yahoo search turned up nothing) and little appears to be known about it at this time except that they are trying to ban bands that many people love.
I signed a petition against Mothers Against Hard Rock because MCR is cool and I hate censorship.
by andriod5 October 6, 2005
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