Hard boiled egg 

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

Hard boiled egg by E hates Q July 18, 2023

Hard boiled egg 

A real solid piece of evidence

That won’t stand in court you don’t have a hard boiled egg

Hard boiled egg by Lewisg June 22, 2025

Hard boiled egg challenge 

the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.

Sasha can do some deep throat action. She can swallow 23 eggs in a hard boiled egg challenge

Hard boiled egg challenge by gleen September 30, 2012

Hard boiled egg tits 

When your wife's tits are looking like hard boiled egg that have say in the sun for to long...

Old lady have hard boiled egg tits

Hard boiled egg tits by ANTONIOGOT May 30, 2018

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock by Guy June 18, 2006

Hard Boiled Eggs 

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

Hard Boiled Eggs by Do close the door March 15, 2022

hardboiled eggs 

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).

Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.

hardboiled eggs by The Bimmer May 28, 2003