Hard Pen

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A pen containing loud, informal, or restrictive ink colors (such as red, pink, or neon) that are banned from official documentation and reserved strictly for editing, grading, or correcting.

“The boss went over my report with a hard pen, and now the draft is covered in pink ink."

Hard Pen by Rameo0_0 October 6, 2026

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hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.

Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺

hard penis by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016

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hard penetration

where u stick ur dick and penetrate someone in their asshole

"ayyy mandem i penetrated this hoe so hard she cried."
Penetration // hard penetration // penetrated // penetrate means that you have stuck ur dick inside someone and lost ur virginity

hard penetration by ZeekifyOG January 13, 2017

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Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

Hard penis by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

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Hard penis’s

Men or women who prefer more than one hard throbbing cock in their life

All she’s been thinking about are a whole bunch of hard penis’s

Hard penis’s by Bend over and take it raw February 11, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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