Hard Boiled Eggs 

When someone gargles liquid in their mouth while a man dips his balls into the liquid.

Nick asked Jess if she liked hard boiled eggs in her mouth. She proceeded to fill her mouth with water and Nick went to town.

Hard Boiled Eggs by Do close the door March 15, 2022

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock by Guy June 18, 2006

hardboiled eggs 

n. When a young lad with no undergarments on proceeds to sit in a chair with the center cut out and a bowl in place of the cut out, and drop his balls or (nutz) in the bowl which is filled with hot water, to reduce his sperm count before going on an all week-end bender of banging one or more ladies with no condom, he gets Hardboiled Eggs, which help prevent him from impregnating his victim(s).

Paul hardboiled his eggs, so that on his 3 day fuck fest, he did'nt have to wear a rubber, and therefor, did'nt have to worry about getting Sally and Crystal pregnant.

hardboiled eggs by The Bimmer May 28, 2003

hardboiled eggs 

Longdale's balls

Hardboiled eggs > Naru

Hardboiled eggs are greater than Naru.

hardboiled eggs by Anonymous February 22, 2003

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019