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longdale 

John Longdale.
1. Major of the 33rd Regiment of Foot.
2. pimp
3. Crazy British guy who shanks with a saber.
4. longdale > andrew
Major John Longdale ordered his troops to open fire on the unsuspecting line of men.
longdale by Anonymous February 22, 2003
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longdale 

A man who idles in #mastersword and his sexual preference is large burly lumberjacks
That Longdale chap sure is a queer
longdale by Anonymous February 22, 2003

longdale 

longdale by Anonymous February 22, 2003
(1) To schedule an event or meeting only to cancel last minute or ignore it altogether;

(2) To state that an event or meeting will last a certain amount of time only to drag it out far beyond the originally stated time.
I was supposed to meet with Ben yesterday, but got Lonsdaled instead.

Ben said the meeting would only last 20 minutes, but he Lonsdaled us and went an hour and a half.
Lonsdale by Was509 April 13, 2017

kirkby lonsdale 

The motorway road sign for Kirby Lonsdale looks like a man with a flacid penis.

When you are about to have sex and you can't get a boner.
Jim: Did Tom bang that bird last night
Johny: No I think he went to Kirkby Lonsdale
kirkby lonsdale by chunderking April 30, 2010
Londale is a very nice guy he's a lover not a fighter he loves his family. Londale gets along well others. Londale is a very handsome guy.
Londale would be a great friend.
Londale by Sexy37899 December 22, 2016
Lonsdale is simply a line of boxing equipment and clothing originating in London. Skinheads and hard mods have traditionally worn the clothing for its great stylishness, and for thier love for the sport of boxing, long before nazi boneheads who call themselves skinheads ever existed. Trads, SHARPS, and skinheads of all sorts still wear Lonsdale clothing with pride. Apparently, nazi boneheads have concocted a stupid moniker for Lonsdale. Shame.
"I look really sharp in my Lonsdale harrington jacket"
Lonsdale by Sluggo Skin November 9, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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