Happy Ass 

Old school slang, usually used to make fun of someone who is too excited or hyper in relation to the topic at hand,to the point where it’s annoying.

“Calm your happy ass down,it’s not that serious!”

Happy Ass by StarStepper September 22, 2020

happy ass 

Self description or a description of another person

Hey! It's 5:00 on Friday - my happy ass is outta here!

Hey! Get your happy ass back to work.

happy ass by Kathy Day April 30, 2008

Happy Ass 

An adjective to describe leaving angrily or sarcastically; getting out by strutting out; showing off your "excited to leave" posterior while you make your exit.

Me and my happy ass are out, y'all.

Happy Ass by Bada$$bitchesatabar April 22, 2017

Ass happy 

To like butt sex

gay people are ass happy

Ass happy by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Happy fuck day ass mouth 

Phrase used in American Wedding by Stifler.

On cake: Happy fuck day ass mouth.

Stifler: Thats pretty cool.

Happy fuck day ass mouth by cheeda777 October 1, 2004

Happy Asshole

1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".

2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".

3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".

Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.

Example B:

Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"

Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"

Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)

Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.

Happy Asshole by Cradar131 August 5, 2012

Happy green assmonger 

A small fello resembling a leprecon usually found hiding spread asses. Often seen appearing in old school japanese martial arts pornos.

"Yo i watchin part 14552258 of the clit ninja when a noticed a happy green assmonger jumping out of my anus."

Happy green assmonger by Brett May 2, 2003