Definitions by Steafan

Happetizer 

It's an appetizer laced with anti-depressants.

The party started slow, but really took off after the happetizers were served.

Happetizer by Steafan September 13, 2014

Hemdroid 

A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."

A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."

"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"

Hemdroid by Steafan August 26, 2013

Luke 

intransitive verb

1 a : to take pleasure in directing others to commit an injustice b : to encourage an evil deed.

2 : to stroke one's ego by encouraging others to do harm

Examples of Luke

. The boss had a boner after luking an older employee.
. The department director luked Joe via Eric.
. Dion was bored so he luked Steve.

Luke by Steafan August 16, 2012