by Steafan September 13, 2014
intransitive verb
1 a : to take pleasure in directing others to commit an injustice b : to encourage an evil deed.
2 : to stroke one's ego by encouraging others to do harm
Examples of Luke
1 a : to take pleasure in directing others to commit an injustice b : to encourage an evil deed.
2 : to stroke one's ego by encouraging others to do harm
Examples of Luke
. The boss had a boner after luking an older employee.
. The department director luked Joe via Eric.
. Dion was bored so he luked Steve.
. The department director luked Joe via Eric.
. Dion was bored so he luked Steve.
by Steafan March 29, 2012
A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."
A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"
by Steafan July 15, 2013