Taking a girl out of your league on multiple dates in hopes of fattening her up- then when her self-esteem is lowered she bangs you.
by Peanutbutter&belly September 23, 2018
Get the Hansel & Gretelingmug. When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
by tenesmus November 27, 2017
Get the Hansel and Gretelmug. I think I left my bra at your house? Don't put it in your daughter's drawer! Why do I keep hansel and gretelling you?
by odie74 September 20, 2016
Get the hansel and gretellingmug. by WarrenGold August 29, 2018
Get the Hansel and Gretelmug. Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."
"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
Get the Hansel and Gretelmug. by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
Get the hansel and gretelmug. A class of excrement which leaves a telltale spiral trail around the toilet bowl as it drains, so that it might find its way back home.
The janitor went through 3 cans of AJAX in an attempt to remove a particularly stubborn hansel and gretel trail from the new porcelain White House toilet.
by Harry Merkin August 6, 2002
Get the hansel and gretelmug.