Hanoibal

Crappy situation/circumstance. Usually used in a sarcastic tone when speaking to someone with a problem that you don't really care about.

"Man, I left my keys in my car."

"Wow, that's such a hanoibal."

by Sexy Ladybug August 9, 2008

Hannibal Lecter

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!

Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.

by A great mind... October 18, 2020

Honk my Hannibal

To deliver a blow job with gusto.

Man, that one can sure honk my Hannibal!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

go cannibal my hannibal

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

Hannibal

A show about a gay cannibal who falls in love with an FBI agent who didn't realize he was bi until he met the former.

Hannibal said gay rights

by SamiCitrus December 14, 2020

Hannibal Lecture

A plot device in a story which entails the villain giving a convincing lecture to its interrogator, usually in an attempt to justify itself; often successfully convincing the hero of his or her own moral shortcomings.

"You'd like to quantify me, Officer Starling. You're so ambitious, aren't you? Do you know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. You're a well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste. Your eyes are like cheap birthstones - all surface shine when you stalk some little answer. And you're bright behind them, aren't you? Desperate not to be like your mother. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation out of the mines Officer Starling. Is it the West Virginia Starlings or the Okie Starlings, Officer? It was a toss-up between college and the opportunities in the Women's Army Corps, wasn't it? Let me tell you something specific about yourself, Student Starling. Back in your room, you have a string of gold add-a-beads and you feel an ugly little thump when you look at how tacky they are now, isn't that so? All those tedious thank-yous, permitting all that sincere fumbling, getting all sticky once for every bead. Tedious. Tedious. Bo-o-o-o-r-i-ing. Being smart spoils a lot of things, doesn't it? And taste isn't kind. When you think about this conversation, you'll remember the dumb animal hurt in his face when you got rid of him. If the add-a-beads got tacky, what else will as you go along? You wonder don't you, at night?"

—The Hannibal Lecture by Hannibal Lecter, The Silence Of The Lambs (book)

by Kontesa January 13, 2010

Hannibal Lecter

A fictional serial killer; most recently adapted for a television series under the same name.

"God, that psychiatrist is gay!"

"Are you talking about Hannibal Lecter?"

by return_ofsaturn November 26, 2021