hannity 

1. A statement that is so deceptive or wildly inaccurate that it's amazing that the speaker even thought anyone would believe it in the first place.

2. A large, painful bowel movement that is likely to clog a toilet and cause shitty water to get all over the floor.
3. A large, painful bowel movement that has clogged a toilet and caused shitty water to get all over the floor.

1. "Then he gave me some hannity about gays causing hurricanes."
2. "Those tacos were great, but now I feel like I need to drop a hannity."
3. "Call the janitor. Some jerk left a hannity in the men's room."

hannity by ZeroCorpse December 9, 2017

hannity 

Noun.
The act of telling someone they will get the last word, and then interrupting them and taking it yourself.

Verb.
To say someone is going to get the last word in a debate, then immediately interrupt them and put the last word in yourself.
To have that happen to you.

Noun
He ended the show with a hannity.

Verb
I am going to hannity the hell out of my opponent.
I thought it was a real news network until I was hannitied.

hannity by Biddlybloop October 29, 2009

hannity 

The act of inserting ones fist into a republican's rectum then yelling "let freedom ring"; while holding a down syndrome baby on TV.

Sarah gave the American people a hannity at the Republican beer hall putsch.

hannity by sergio the antichrist October 22, 2008

Hannity 

A gay sex act between 4 men, where 3 men give each other hand jobs and then cum(to release) in the 4th mans face, who would become or known as the “Hannity”.

Sean , Tucker and Bill got trashed at a party and gave Donald a Hannity.

Hannity by Dvd3737 November 9, 2020

Hannity 

The definition of the word hypocrite. He is someone who is willing to overlook child abuse if you are on his 'team' but will publicly crucify you if you aren't.

Ken won't watch football any more because of the protests, but he still listens to NWA because it's edgy. He's such a fucking Hannity.

Hannity by AlfredPrufrock November 10, 2017

Hannity job 

An 'interview' that is really designed to promote the person interviewed and present their opinion and experiences as the only reasonable ones. All other points of view are presented as irrational and/or evil.

Please don't make me watch Hannity again. I had to take a shower 3 times after seeing the last Hannity job he gave Sarah Palin.

Hannity job by Smedley Butler January 20, 2011

Hannity insanity 

Intelligent peoples’ nickname for the Sean Hannity Show on Fox due to the simplistic interviews and the oddly hapless and cartoonishly two-dimensional analyses of world events.

We have an excellent comedy line-up tonight on Hannity Insanity, he’s taking a fake spontaneous phone call from 45 and then will be making some absurd shit up about Schiff and Pelosi after that.

Hannity insanity by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2019