Hanky Cum

when a (clean) handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch the ejacuate

she wanked off his load of hanky cum right into her handkerchief

He jacked off his load of hanky cum into his friends handkerchief

by hankachoo January 5, 2008

cum hanky

A Hanky or Handkerchief that is used frequently for masturbation.

damn Mandy is so fuckin'hot - I need to shoot a big load into my cum hanky

by hankie cuma March 17, 2008

Cum a Hanky

When you are at work in your office looking up porn on the computer while stroking your cock under the desk.
You suddenly realise you are going to cum and don't want to cum over your hand or your trousers / shirt, so you quickly pull your handkerchief out of your jacket pocket or trouser pocket, and place it over your cock - like a tent. the handkerchief (hanky) will soak up your load, thus avoiding having embarrasing stained clothes.

"I was looking up fat cum bitches at work today, and had to cum a hanky - you wanna see it"?

"Eww no that's discusting"!

by Mr Hanky Chiefer July 7, 2010

Cum on my Hanky

when a hanky is used as a turn on during masturbation / sex
or used as a target to ejaculate onto

Woman (unfolding her hanky onto mans stomach while masturbating him)
"Are you going to cum on my hanky baby?"
Man
"Yes..... Ahhh Ahhhhh Ahhhhhchooooo...." (man ejaculates all over womans hanky)

Or

Man "Dude did you just cum on my hanky?"

by My Hanky Cum April 27, 2008

Cum In Handy

When SOEM BITCH is giving you a handjob on an arm-chair, or sofa and you full out brick in and on her hand, no warning, no emotion. Brick means jizz.

Man, I should've used the Cum In Handy. That Cum In Handy would've come in handy, fuck.

by uncensored k1te November 17, 2010

hankycum

when someone uses a clean handkerchief to ejaculate on, or to catch semen as it shoots out of the penis

"she held the handkerchief just above his penis and jerked him off until the handkerchief was filled with his hankycum"

"he shot his hankycum all over his friends handkerchief"

by Hanky cummer December 28, 2007

hankycum

when a clean handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch the ejaculate

She jerked all his hankycum into his blue striped handkerchief

He shot his load of hankycum all over his friends handkerchief

by Hanky cummer January 5, 2008