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California Handstand 

A sexual act involving whipped cream, a rubber chicken, a weed whacker, a twister board and spinner, all on a boat off the coast of California
Von- Hey Jorts is it true you actually did that with Kim?
Jorts- Yeah my ass hurts and I have marks up my back but we had a blast. . . . all tho we never found the rubber chicken.
Von- Damn the California Handstand strikes again!

hackstat 

A facebook status that is the result of someone hacking into one's facebook. Often funny, random, or very dirty.
One guy: Hey, I heard you won the National Science Fair? Congrats!

One girl: Oh no. That was a hackstat.
hackstat by apspanish May 28, 2011
a hmong idiot. thinking they are hood.
hmong person: im a hangsta for life!

random person: your a fucking poser, fakeass gangster.
hangsta by yo momma122 September 26, 2008
Hanktai
/noun/ /hʌnkˈtʌɪ/

Hanktai or Hank-tai is a specific genre of sexually explicit depictions of the character "Hank Hill" from the popular animated television show "King Of The Hill" often in futa or vore porn varients.
"hey have you seen my rare Hanktai collection?" or "Hanktai is my favourite porn, it really makes me horny"
Hanktai by Alex The Blacksmith January 17, 2021

Handstanderbate 

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand
Dude, last night i handstanderbated!
Handstanderbate by xoval January 19, 2011

Handstands 

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.
student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?
Handstands by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009