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Handy Sammy
When you Have your Boyfriend (Or guy friend) make you a Ham sandwich and proceed to Jerk him off while you eat it. Can also be made with any other deli meat.
"Hey babe Wanna Handy sammy? Im hungry!"
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
"Last night my mom walked in on me giving my boyfriend a handy Sammy! It was so embarrassing!"
Guy 1"WOW dude, Last night was the craziest night of my life! That hot girl in biology gave me a Hammy sammy"
Guy 2 " Dude, She gave me one too... "
Handy Sammy by Slang Steroids January 20, 2019
Related Words
Handy-Sam • Handy Samberg • Handy Sammy • Sam's hand • Sammich Hands • handy • handy andy • Handy Manny • handy special • Handy J
Handy Samberg
Handy Samberg by iMURDER December 15, 2010
Sam's hand
Originally from Finnish people camping in Estonia and developing new meanings and sayings, the original saying was "Samin käsi" which directly translates to Sam's hand. When at a card game you get the worst possible hand to play f. ex. When playing china hand you have three threes in your hand.
Sam's hand by Good @ cards May 30, 2015
Sammich Hands
Sammich Hands by Mykreed September 10, 2011
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floxi
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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