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Randy Handy 

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.

RANDY HAND 

WHEN YOU STICK YOUR HAND DOWN YOUR SWEATY ASS CRACK THEN SHAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND
MY BOSS WAS BEING A JERK SO I GAVE HIM A RANDY HAND BEFORE HE AT LUNCH
RANDY HAND by TWO PAT SHAKUR October 16, 2008

Handyandy 

when a man is very handy with his hands
Handyandy- wife called him handy for a reason
Handyandy by Dixsoutforharambe August 19, 2016

handydandycandlehandle 

A married woman, better than all other married women, often referred to as the starwars character "Yoda".

Come hither and bring me goodies, handydandycandlehandle.

when you get jerked off behind a door from a younger girl
omg bro i got a handyandy last night
handyandy by jimmy bob 34 January 13, 2026
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026