Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.
by BertMcMatterton November 24, 2010
Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009