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Handxiety

The anxiety that comes from knowing deep down that you're not a hand model and the feeling of apprehension to post any hand related photos to Instagram involving your awkward regular person hands...
I want to post this to the 'gram but I have such Handxiety about it
by Hand Issues September 1, 2017
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Hangxiety

The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!
Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!
by McMuzz May 25, 2011
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Hangxiety

A combination of being Hung Over and having Anxiety. Not only are your physically ill, but you also have high anxiety caused by erratic behavior and Black Out periods the night before.

The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.

Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.
Andy: Dude, you ok? You look like you're going to die!

Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.

Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.
by OverDone February 26, 2011
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Hangxiety

the feeling felt waking up after a night of heavy drinking. commonly felt at around 4 am. symptoms include overthinking everything you said/did that night and a deep set sense of overwhelming guilt and regret. often the feeling is only temporary and based on irrational fears. it has been deemed as the worst feeling on earth (even worse than childbirth) and should be avoided at all costs. people with hangxiety are likely to say “i’m never drinking again” on their whatsapp group chat and or cry. often includes heavily feelings of nausea and life regret.
friend: “hey why are you up, it’s 4:00am???”

me: “i have such terrible hangxiety, does everyone hate me? what did i say last night? why am i alive, i want to die, this is horrible, i’m never drinking again, i fucked up my entire life there is no coming back from this!”
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Hangxiety

The crushing embarrassment and shame you feel when you wake up after a heavy drinking session and are fairly sure you behaved badly.

Portmanteau of 'hangover' and 'anxiety'.
I don't even want to get out of bed this morning - the hangxiety is too strong.
by Eve Moriarty July 7, 2020
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Hangxiety

That awkward moment it takes to find the hang-up button after the end of a Zoom call.
Hangxiety sucks
by Le Biscuitier November 9, 2020
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Hanxiety

The overwhelming feeling of dread from what you did the night before. Often is the worst part of a hangover and will make you rethink all your life decisions. Gives you the urge to call all of your friends you were with to see if they still love you or not.
Friend: Ayo how you doing today rick?
Rick: Horrible man, I embarrassed the fuck out of myself last night
Friend: Shitttt you got that hanxiety
by kjohnnny February 5, 2022
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