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to use the forearm or wrist as a sturdy fixture to rub one's clitoral area in achieving orgasm

yea, that wallace-grinnin chocolate lover, she handrails before going to sleep every night...

handrail by hunnybunnork December 16, 2008

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Handrail

A really hard cock during a handjob

My wife gave me a handrail last night.

Handrail by Smooth-sink November 15, 2019

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Greasy Handrail

An engorged, throbbing cock that has been slickered up with vaseline, KY, or other lubricant.

Jane was horned up and wanted a good pounding so she got the jar of bacon grease and grabbed her boyfriend's cock and gave him a Greasy Handrail. He pounded her for the next two hours.

Greasy Handrail by Eaton Holgoode July 4, 2009

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satan's handrail

The process of reviving a hand job using icy hot as lube.

Lucy gave John a fucking Satan's Handrail last Monday.

satan's handrail by HurtRussLE9300 November 12, 2015

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Dirty Handrail

The reuse of a condom from a previous sexual encounter.

I gave my girlfriend a dirty handrail last night

Dirty Handrail by old pete June 6, 2011

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Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

Dutch Handrail by zpa October 21, 2012

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Brass handrail

Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.

I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.

Brass handrail by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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