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handcuffs 

A device that goes around someone's wrists to restrain them. They are used for kinky sex and by law enforcement. Recently the police announced they were moving to other ways of stopping crime.
A standard cop situation:
An on duty cop sees a man masturbating in front of Wal-Mart. He reaches for his handcuffs. Before he takes them out he determines that handcuffs aren't enough to handle this dangerous situation so he decides to use his gun.
The use of his gun was so effective that police stations started to phase out handcuffs in favor of safety for all.
handcuffs by Throbbing Llama September 23, 2016

handcuffs 

to fist a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously
Hey, Redman, did you pick up that skank last nite?
For sure! We played cops and robbers and she was the handcuffs!
handcuffs by 4nick8 October 22, 2006

Handcuffs 

Usually use by cop for criminals sometimes use as sexual foreplay.
Bring me those handcuffs
Handcuffs by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 12, 2020

handcuffs 

we got our handcuffs around the whole block
handcuffs by rye dub May 6, 2006

golden handcuffs 

When you are tethered to a despicable job because of the big money you are paid to do it.
There is no easy removal of the golden handcuffs; you begin to tolerate them almost as if they were not there.
golden handcuffs by Dr Bunnygirl December 21, 2018

Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.
Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)
Verbal Handcuffs by pseudonymho February 3, 2010