hand shandy

n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

by Anonymous January 8, 2003

hand shandy

a wank

Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003

Hand-shandy

A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.

‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’

by Colonel Barnaby February 15, 2023

hand-shandy

'avin a wank

yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy

by thorntonj September 28, 2008

hand shandy

a wank, spanking the monkey, something huns do on a too regular basis

by Bobby October 13, 2003

Topless Hand Shandy

A handjob from an attractive woman who happens to be simultaneously displaying her tits

"I'll give any bitch in this room a fiver for a topless hand shandy!"

by JehuLove March 2, 2010

Hand Shandy

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person

Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride

by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023