Hand Jobbin

Innovative dance move involving rapid forward and back hand movements followed by a swift release of the fist in front of the genital area. This is meant to resemble the act of male masturbation. For best results: alternate hands and perform fist release to the beat.

Jeff sure is getting a lot of dance floor pussy tonight... If only I could go Hand Jobbin like him.

by Owandus1989 August 23, 2009

handjoblin

1. Noun. An aggressive race of goblins that sneak up on humans and terrorize them with vigorous and sometimes violent handjobs.

2. Adjective. Describes a person who has similar characteristics to a goblin that hunches over and ambushes unsuspecting victims with handjobs.

Jimmy: "Bryce, you look pale what happened?"

Bryce: "Dude, I got ambushed by a handjoblin last night. About tore my dick off."

by jimmytdefinitions January 6, 2017

Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch

Combined multi functional words that cover all and above of the typical slut (Male or Female).

That Mother Fucking Cock Sucking Handjobing Bitch slept with my lover!

by Nobody April 13, 2005

handjobbies

When your girlfriend jacks you of. Or boyfriend. Whichever suits your style.

Damn, Keita gave Ryohei a few handjobbies last night.

by Aya March 2, 2005

handjobbing

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

by The Font May 18, 2013

Handjobbin'

Awesome. Spectacular

That party last night was handjobbin'. I would say it was awesome, but I think handjobbin' is a more appropriate descriptor.

by Tuffy McFucklebee November 6, 2008

Handjobing

The act of giving a handjob

I just gave you dad a great handjobing!

by Bradley51 July 12, 2013