Hammer Girl

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”

Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.

Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing

Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing

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Girl hammer

It's any item that you improvised to use as a hammer.

Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.

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Girl employed to do nothing other than give you a hummer

"when i win the lottery, i am getting a hummer girl"

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Bethany is a great sucker, she is my hammergirl.

hammergirl by lemil January 21, 2016

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