Hamilitis 

Hamilitis is a condition received from the over eating of ham. People are more susceptible to the condition if the ham is Glazed. Can be treated with Sloth juice.

We found him in the kitchen eating a leg of ham an obscene amount of times in the night. It wasn't until we recognized that he was hallucinating seeing people that we determined he had hamilitis.

Hamilitis by Lobby Inn October 2, 2023

hamletism

Doubt caused by the possibilities of two or more alternatives or courses of action. With reference to the indecisiveness of Hamlet's actions when he debates whether or not to kill Claudius

Due to his temporary hamletism, the opportunity was lost.

hamletism by stok May 4, 2006

Hamilting 

1) The act of memorizing, repeating and constantly singing/rapping Hamilton songs.
2) The tendency to bring all topics of conversation back to Hamilton.
3) Researching historical facts based on Hamilton and getting lost in a Revolutionary era internet wormhole.

I was trying to write a paper but I wound up Hamilting for 2 hours instead. But at least I have Lafayette's rap down now!

Hamilting by Towanda Wilkins August 23, 2016

hadiyitis 

hadiyitis: someone who is depressed 24/7 , posts on their social media about how sad they are and messes with the whole squad!
basically they’re sad all the time and have been for no apparent reason

“Sierra , I hate to tell you this .. but my final diagnosis is that he has Hadiyitis.”

“ He has no reason to be sad ! He has hadiyitis!”

hadiyitis by marissaslays October 5, 2017

Richard Hamiliton

NBA champion who is known for his tremendous speed and ability to hit the mid range jump shot. Wheres a mask because of the numerous nose injuries.

Richard Hamiliton is the fastest player in the leauge.

Richard Hamiliton by whatever ur mother March 3, 2006

hammyitis 

the result from eating too much ham on the previous day....

I don't feel so good" --- "I think I got hammyitis from eating 3 plates of ham last night

hammyitis by collusion75 May 16, 2011

hamlinism 

a religion where a dude just plays the girls.
girls: when you like someone &then you tell them. the boy clearly knows you like him. he flirts with you until a certain point. then he fucks you up the ass. &then leaves you handing.

OMFG, you are believe in hamlinism, i'm going to fuck you up.

hamlinism by klumsyxluong December 25, 2008