by Pokerface86 November 8, 2009
A miserable condition, whereby an object or thing, has been bruised and mutilated, beyond repair or any remedy.
Tom the feline cat just hamburgled the family's pet ferret.
Someone just squeezed this bag of pretzels... They've been hamburgled
Someone just squeezed this bag of pretzels... They've been hamburgled
by Chubbin' Flowers April 23, 2015
Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.
Past Tense: Hamburgled
Past Tense: Hamburgled
by Kurt Yaeger May 1, 2006
by TNFiji November 15, 2004
"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"
by KuJo December 13, 2004
The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.
by jerem December 20, 2003
While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel
While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler
by tekrc May 8, 2009