hamburgle

v.; The action pertaining to the theft (or larceny) of one or more hamburgers, cheeseburgers, or other burger derivatives. PAST TENSE: "hamburgled"

Some sneaky bitch just hamburgled my bacon double chee.

by Kurt Yaeger May 10, 2006

hamburgle

to "hamburgle" is to make love to the ass without any actual penetration of said ass. hamburgling is comparable to titty fucking a set of breasts, the difference being that your dick is between a set of ass cheeks rather than a set of breasts.

"so man, did you get any the other night?"

"yeah dude, I hamburgled that ass all night long"

by hamburgler123 August 21, 2009

Hamburgle

Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.

Past Tense: Hamburgled

Some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my Junior Bacon Chee.!

by Kurt Yaeger May 11, 2006

hamburgler

Thomas Ryan Murphy at RPI

Ryan (the hamburgler) pre-gamed Meal Plan with a hamburger

by TNFiji November 15, 2004

The Hamburgler

When a girl uses the grease from a fast food hamburger as lubricant for a kickin' handjob.

"After eating some White Castle's I turned on some Barry White, lit some candles and that girl gave me quite the hamburgler!"

by KuJo December 12, 2004

hamburgler

The most notorious criminal in American history. Reponsible for the pickle mutiny of 1932 and heisting millions of Hamburgers from the McDonalds archive.

If the Hamburgler ever stole my burger, I'd shoot him in the back as he fled.

by jerem December 20, 2003

Hamburgler

While having ones asshole eaten out, proceed to rip a wet fart on the face of the person eating the asshole. The result being a mask of shit around the eyes looking like The Hamburgler. A.K.A. The Raccoon, the Wrobel Wrobel

While eating out his girlfriends asshole, she let a wet one rip in his face. He looked like the fucking Hamburgler

by tekrc May 09, 2009