Hamburger’d 

The act of having ones person disfigured/mutilated until they resemble ground beef. Burgered is also an acceptable synonym.

Holy shit that guy stepped on a landmine and got Hamburger’d!

Hamburger’d by BaneoftheSith January 14, 2022

Hamburger Dick 

When you do nothing but sit around day after day watching prom and masturbating non-stop and your dick is flat out sore, red and raw like ground hamburger.

That three day weekend left me with hamburger dick.

Hamburger Dick by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

You did what to a hamburger? 

Phrase used to respond with when you didn't quite hear all of a question posed to you.

Person 1: Did you hear <<something unintelligible>>?

Person 2: You did what to a hamburger?

You did what to a hamburger? by Schmee! November 18, 2011

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

OMG she had the worst desert hamburger.

desert hamburger by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper 

When a male has anal sex with another male, who has recently had corn in their diet, and ejaculates in the corny feces and the other man defecates onto a pot or pan with Mac N' Cheese and they eat it. Can also be referred to as MCFC

Guy: I totally Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper-ed that guy last night man!
Other Guy: Did he know that the corn came from you too or did he think it came in the packet?
Guy: Who cares!!

Sonoran Desert Hamburger Helper by tbeaversj October 20, 2010

desert hamburger

A really dry piece of meat.

"Omg she had the worst desert hamburger."

desert hamburger by SenorYumYum November 23, 2017

Corn Dog in the Hamburger 

Corn dog in the hamburger is when a penis is inserted into a vagina.

Ayo, can I stick my corn dog in the hamburger you have?

Corn Dog in the Hamburger by Lizardassszz November 16, 2021