Ham Steak

Hot, juicy and steamy. Best enjoyed on an available bed or couch, perferably at a classy party.

"I want a ham steak"

by St. Cloud Crew January 28, 2009

Tennessee Ham Steak

8 men(Tennessee borders 8 states) jizz on a ham steak while listening to Wheeler Walker Junior. Then proceed to cunt fuck one lady with the cum covered ham steak. The climax of this move is the lady eats the cum covered ham steak.

Bart brought the boys and the ole bag over for some Tennessee Ham Steak.

by Bangin Bart November 8, 2020

ham steaked

Ham steaked is when your at a restaurant and your parent or relative (usually female) takes plastic wrap from their purse/bag and wraps it up, and takes it home for later.

Verb: To ham steak, ham steaked
Example: "I ham steaked some fruit at lunch when i was done from the buffet."
"Hey, lets ham steak these frenchfries since we're full at the moment.'

Person1: Aww man my aunt ham steaked some chicken in front of everyone instead of asking for a to go box it was so awkward..
Person2: Oh my gosh i hate when that happends!

by Logitechwtf April 4, 2010

Hamsteak

A nickname for the fans of the webcomic Homestuck. Usually used in a humorous or lighthearted fashion.

I just got to Act 4, am I a Hamsteak yet?

by hoemstook April 24, 2012

Hamsteaks

Large breast

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those Hamsteaks.

by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017

fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

by fanny hamsteak's owner January 4, 2004

Hungarian Hamsteak

The act of Having anal sex with a woman while wearing a clown mask and making oinking sounds.

I pulled a "Hungarian Hamsteak" on your mom, and she was suprised.

by Rabbit thundercock January 29, 2010