ham candle
the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber
ham candle by zach decof September 9, 2007
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Ham Candle
A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Ham Candle by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021
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Ham candle
Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍
Ham candle by Ham candler March 6, 2024
pregame my hamcandle
Is when you jack your meat before sex or to have your ol lady gobble on your knob before you sink it in her
pregame my hamcandle by Butters606 February 16, 2020
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