Half-fucked

The condition of being partially-satisfied, which could pertain to sex or any other life event. A 'half-fucking' is sometimes followed with the expression "it's not you, it's me".

"Everything was going fine, and then he just left me lying there, half-fucked and naked."

by joggerslife February 3, 2010

half fucked mango

A person that is short , blonde and a cunt

Yeah jade she’s abit of a half fucked mango

by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 3, 2004

Half Past Fucked Up

When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.

. “ hey do you wanna go to the bar”… “nah I’m half past fucked up, fuck all that noise”

by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021

fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

fucked-in-half

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

by JackHammer November 22, 2004

fucked in half

it means really fuckin drunk

we were drinkin and i got fucked in half

by dildoman December 31, 2007