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What are you, half a meatball? 

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.
EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

half a meatball 

a stupid mother fucker whos brain is the equiv of half a meatball
she is a half a meatball because she is a dumbass motherfucker
half a meatball by Sam Greene June 15, 2008

Half a meatball 

"9+10 = 21? Are you half a meatball?"
Half a meatball by Grawwz April 3, 2015

Half the meat 

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..
Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat
Half the meat by Ron Rico June 5, 2018

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026