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What are you, half a meatball? 

A phrase used to refer to something as stupid, dumb, or fail.

It also indicates that someone's brain is the size of half of a meatball.
EXAMPLE:

John: 2+2=5!

Bob: What are you, half a meatball?!

half a meatball 

a stupid mother fucker whos brain is the equiv of half a meatball
she is a half a meatball because she is a dumbass motherfucker
half a meatball by Sam Greene June 15, 2008

Half a meatball 

"9+10 = 21? Are you half a meatball?"
Half a meatball by Grawwz April 3, 2015

Half the meat 

When a girl has an iud ring in her cooch so she tells you ya can’t go too deep..
Girl: I have an iud ring so don’t try and get all up in my guts.

Me: don’t worry babe I’ll only give ya half the meat
Half the meat by Ron Rico June 5, 2018
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