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My girlfriend dismounted me half fuck, all because i bit her nipple off.
half fuck by bigheadwillie August 11, 2009

fuck half 

Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.
"Damn! Did you see the fuck half on that broad?"

"Hell yah! She had that proper thickness!"
fuck half by subversive_darkness February 25, 2009

[HALF PAST FUCK] 

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
[HALF PAST FUCK] by K9Guy October 6, 2009

I don't give half a fuck 

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.
Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

half a fuck

when saying you don't give a fuck isn't sufficient enough, or just because not giving a fuck means you might still give a partial fuck.
could also say a quarter fuck, an eighth of a fuck, three eighths of a fuck, and so on.
Al: Me and Mary finally decided to get married!
Harry: I don't give half a fuck about that.
half a fuck by Mykropenys September 21, 2016

half-pinted-fuck 

A term for calling someone a midget; basically telling them they're the size of quite literally half a pint
Person 1: "How tall are you?"
Person 2" "Taller than you for sure you half-pinted-fuck"
half-pinted-fuck by carnette September 23, 2023