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half mongrel 

A stir in one's penis, not quite a complete erection.
Looking at those dogs having sex gives me hslf a mongrel.
half mongrel by Penis Master July 27, 2003

Half Mongrel 

A Half Mongrel is in between a placid and erect penis. Not quite up but not quite placid. Usually quite noticible when wearing boxers. Is very similar to a monring glory but can also be triggered by seeing a Stalkworthy woman.
This chick rubbed against my cock and game me a half mongrel.
Half Mongrel by James November 1, 2004

half a mongrel 

semi erect penis
i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!
half a mongrel by mickybird December 13, 2014

beaten up half a mongrel 

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.
No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.
beaten up half a mongrel by sikcnt November 6, 2014

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026