Skip to main content
adj 1. Describes someone that has no humor whatsoever (like unfunny, corny.)

adj 2. Describes a general unfunny, unoriginal asshole
1. Yeah BOB is just so Haldue
2. There's a reason why your parent's divorced, youre just Haldue.
Haldue by bucket head type 2 cancer December 18, 2025
Urban Dictionary Merch

John Haldeman 

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
John Haldeman by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
Bad ass savior of the night. He is always there in the most desperate social moments. He perfectly fits in every awkard topic of conversation at the time you cry over the dead night. He is an engineer with a silly designer spirit, that you should always keep in your urgent call list.
It''s such a cold and dark night, I wish we had a bottle of Haldun.
haldun by tiramisu93 April 6, 2018
An Amazing Human being with an amazing sense of humor. Very smart and hard working and is always there for his or her friends when they need them. Halder's tend to be quiet, but they are the most amazing people you will ever meet if you know them long enough. Try to find one if you can because they are amazing people and your life will be happier with them.
I'm having a bad day.
Oh, just go to Halder. They'll know what to do
halder by TylerNB April 4, 2018
A middle sized city east in Norway. Each and every year it's celebrated a local festival called Mat- og trebåtfestivalen (food, and woodenboatfestival), where everyone from age 12 is drinking and partying in the city streets.
Girl13: Wanna stay home and watch a movie tonight?
Dude15: Hell no! It's the boatfestival in Halden, I'm getting cheatin' drunk 2night!
Halden by marken92 January 22, 2011
Halden is a hoe, she will do anything in her power to get new cock in her mouth she will make plans with one guy than than hop to the next.She doesn’t know what love is all she cares about is that new long cock in her
Halden ditched me to fuck DaMonta
Halden by Hdhdbdhdnd d. Ff February 20, 2022

the haluemantel 

1. Also known as the 444, is a people who devote themselves to being known as a member of the haluemantel, but that’s all. Nothing is actually required to join. So feel free too. Join today.

2. When something out of the ordinary happens this term can be used to substitute for the missing information
1. That dude is awesome, he’s probably apart of the 444.

2. Random person: Bro who took my candy bar? Random person 2: I don’t know, must have been the haluemantel...
the haluemantel by SoullessYoYo November 19, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next