Haldue

adj 1. Describes someone that has no humor whatsoever (like unfunny, corny.)

adj 2. Describes a general unfunny, unoriginal asshole

1. Yeah BOB is just so Haldue
2. There's a reason why your parent's divorced, youre just Haldue.

Haldue by bucket head type 2 cancer December 18, 2025

John Haldeman 

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.

Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.

John Haldeman by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022

haldun 

Bad ass savior of the night. He is always there in the most desperate social moments. He perfectly fits in every awkard topic of conversation at the time you cry over the dead night. He is an engineer with a silly designer spirit, that you should always keep in your urgent call list.

It''s such a cold and dark night, I wish we had a bottle of Haldun.

haldun by tiramisu93 April 6, 2018

halder

An Amazing Human being with an amazing sense of humor. Very smart and hard working and is always there for his or her friends when they need them. Halder's tend to be quiet, but they are the most amazing people you will ever meet if you know them long enough. Try to find one if you can because they are amazing people and your life will be happier with them.

I'm having a bad day.
Oh, just go to Halder. They'll know what to do

halder by TylerNB April 4, 2018

Halden 

A middle sized city east in Norway. Each and every year it's celebrated a local festival called Mat- og trebåtfestivalen (food, and woodenboatfestival), where everyone from age 12 is drinking and partying in the city streets.

Girl13: Wanna stay home and watch a movie tonight?
Dude15: Hell no! It's the boatfestival in Halden, I'm getting cheatin' drunk 2night!

Halden by marken92 January 22, 2011

Halden 

Halden is a hoe, she will do anything in her power to get new cock in her mouth she will make plans with one guy than than hop to the next.She doesn’t know what love is all she cares about is that new long cock in her

Halden ditched me to fuck DaMonta

Halden by Hdhdbdhdnd d. Ff February 20, 2022

the haluemantel 

1. Also known as the 444, is a people who devote themselves to being known as a member of the haluemantel, but that’s all. Nothing is actually required to join. So feel free too. Join today.

2. When something out of the ordinary happens this term can be used to substitute for the missing information

1. That dude is awesome, he’s probably apart of the 444.

2. Random person: Bro who took my candy bar? Random person 2: I don’t know, must have been the haluemantel...

the haluemantel by SoullessYoYo November 19, 2017