Haksan
Just went to a haksan party night, weed gave me the spicy runs but hey atleast I got some elderly respect
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Hassan-Chop!
A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015
Related Words
Haksan • hassan • hamsandwich • hasan • Hakan • hasan piker • Hasani • Hassan chop! • Haktan • Hasanali
Hustle Hassan
The god himself, a man of pure class and comedic style.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Phenomenal delivery, as well as comedic timing that is so great, it will knock the socks off anyone that opposes.
To be classified as a 'Hustle Hassan', an individual has to develop a sense of humor that is impeccable to match,
he/she must spend hours a day writing jokes that he/she will most likely never use, and movie scripts that will never
come to fruition.
'Hustle Hassan's' typically take pride in spending the majority of the day writing punchlines to jokes, but never to
actually use them, but to instead burn all of them in front of him/her whilst listening to James Blunts "Good Bye My
Lover" in the middle of the night while indulging in a cup of strawberry lemonade.
Hustle Hassan's typically have podcasts that everyone and their left nut listens to. These podcasts typically offend
those that listen to it, but those that listen are too pussy to say otherwise.
Person 1: Dude, my left nut hurts.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Person 2: Fuck yo couch homie
Person 1: HAHA, I haven't laughed that hard since Titanic, Hustle Hassan head ass.
Hustle Hassan by WittyIG November 30, 2018
Hassan-Chop!
A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..
Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015
Hassan-Chop!
A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015
Hassan-Chop!
A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
Hassan-Chop! by daywalkz June 14, 2015
Hassana
Hassana is the world best twin sister, a sweet and caring person, she is shy at times but very loving. She is the go to girl who loves to please people, she is free spirited and also fun to be with. You can never make a wrong choice with a Hassana. When you meet a Hassana you are blessed if you are on her good side and cursed if your on her bad side. Meet a Hassana, keep that Hassana...
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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