Hairy Palms
"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
Hairy Palms by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 9, 2008
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Hairy Palms
Hairy Palms by 13 March 26, 2003
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Hairy Palms by Dave July 8, 2003
harry palms
a compulsive, incurable wanker (masturbator). these people often become politicians or tv personalities
harry palms by richnfamous October 16, 2010
hairy palm delusionalist
a bloke who chats up random girls but only gets as far as their phone numbers before they realise he's a complete twat and only talk to him out of sympathy.
This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!
The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
This guy is probabally a virgin in his very late teens lying about the many girls he's bedded. yet thinks he's the hot shit!
The give away is the fact he acts like a complete virgin and will also have made up an unbelievable senario of loosing his virginity at a ridiculously young age with some one many years older!
hairy palm delusionalist by brizzle lover March 1, 2010
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hairy palm by lero July 31, 2004
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