Hairy Dick

A hairy dick... It's self explanatory
Guy1; *pulls down his pants in front of his class *
Guy2;bruh why is the shaft so hairy?!
Guy1;Bruh it's a hairy dick... It's self explanatory
by Izers December 05, 2018
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hairy dick

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy
Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.
by Awesomenam December 05, 2014
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hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.
Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!
by beastlyhambuger February 08, 2021
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a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me
my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick
by rudebwoy April 08, 2006
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Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew
A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"
by A man who likes Red Panda's November 15, 2021
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