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Did you see Hollywood's fauxhawk? Did he use he use brylcreem on that mofo? Whatever that shit is, its hairLARious!
hairLARious by jPeg - Tiffanie June 3, 2007
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Harlaxton College
Harlaxton College: this is the British campus of the University of Evansville, of Evansville, IN. It is located in Grantham. At this British establishment American students blow their money and or their parent's money on alcohol and other frivolous items and activities, and many or almost all students return to the United States broke and with GPAs that have decreased. The college is located in a country where the currency is worth over twice as much as American currency. Many students travel around Europe where the euro is also worth more than the American dollar. The college is also located on a continent where most people are anti-American, so they are more than happy to take as much money as possible from dumb American college students.
Smart student: Hey man wana go out...see a movie, eat?...catch up on old times?
Dumb student: Nah, I blew all my money at Harlaxton..on alcohol and traveling around Europe.
Smart student: That sucks.
Dumb student: Tell me about it...I worked all summer and then spent it all in a semester. Hey man, why didn't you go to Harlaxton College?
Smart student: I didn't go because I know that the British pound is worth twice as much as the American dollar. I rather keep my good grades, get a good job, and with all the money that I make then I can afford a European extravagance...have fun being broke.
Dumb student: Nah, I blew all my money at Harlaxton..on alcohol and traveling around Europe.
Smart student: That sucks.
Dumb student: Tell me about it...I worked all summer and then spent it all in a semester. Hey man, why didn't you go to Harlaxton College?
Smart student: I didn't go because I know that the British pound is worth twice as much as the American dollar. I rather keep my good grades, get a good job, and with all the money that I make then I can afford a European extravagance...have fun being broke.
Harlaxton College by Smart student January 21, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable