Hairffiti 

Graffiti using hair. Predominately carried out by females in the shower. Most common forms of patterns being swirls and attempts to write initials with one strand of hair.

Markings of this nature are usually met with disgust from next shower user

Housemate A: AAARRRGGGHHH who keeps sticking their disgusting fucking hair to the wall in the shower?
Housemate B: Ah that's my hairffiti!! Took me AGES to make that perfect swirl

Hairffiti by Snipperino April 27, 2015

Hairfetti 

When your hair falls out alot and it's left everywhere you go. Like confetti but it's hair strands.

"You always know where Johnni's been by the hairfetti she leaves around town!"

Hairfetti by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023