Harrietting

The practice of perving seemingly straight-laced but probably quite dirty women usually employed in publishing.

Pete: You coming to the pub Dave?

Dave: No mate, it's kicking out time at Farago and I've got a solid hour's Harrietting booked in.

by Big Binoculars February 18, 2009

harriettitina

They are beautiful, they are kind, they are intelligent and they are wonderful. I don’t think Harriettitina’s are told how amazing they are, there is no one like them. Not a single soul out of the eigt billon in this earth. They are so calm and patient because they have to support all of their best mates including Charlottetina’s. They are the worst impatient, annoying but beautiful besties in the whole in the whole entire world. You should cherish the times you spend with these Harriettitina’s because they are gonna be the best thing that has ever happened to you, that’s why they are great friends.

-Harriettitina whooo whooo, Harriettitina yeah yeah, Harriettitina the wiener, Harriettitina is here Xx

I love Harriettitina Xx

by Cuba 🇨🇺 12 June 20, 2018

harriet [harrieting]

the female form of hank; female masterbation (can be performed with any penis shaped object)

Kristi, Jessica, Claire, and Holly like to harriet in their spare time.

by phantomcjhk July 25, 2008

hartnetting

A person who locks himself away in a room away from all social activities. All they do is lay down on their bed and jack off up to 8 times a day while looking at his 8th pair of new shoes. But most of all it is a chubby o'l unsocial poon who needs nothing but isolation, a hand ready jack off with, and a shoe to give himself anal with.

A man has been hartnetting for the past three weeks now and his shoes now smell like butthole.

by hot bitches2376999 April 22, 2014

Haritting

The act of writing absolute rubbish but genuinely believing it even though you’re wrong 100% of the time

Check out this guy again. Could not be talking more crap if he tried. He needs to stop Haritting

by Loseb January 20, 2022