Graffiti using hair. Predominately carried out by females in the shower. Most common forms of patterns being swirls and attempts to write initials with one strand of hair.
Markings of this nature are usually met with disgust from next shower user
Markings of this nature are usually met with disgust from next shower user
Housemate A: AAARRRGGGHHH who keeps sticking their disgusting fucking hair to the wall in the shower?
Housemate B: Ah that's my hairffiti!! Took me AGES to make that perfect swirl
Housemate B: Ah that's my hairffiti!! Took me AGES to make that perfect swirl
by Snipperino April 27, 2015
Food that comes out on your plate all stylish and shit. Usually expensive. Usually takes two spoonfuls to eat. Usually your here on a date with some guy trying to show off. Usually the name of the establishment is simple like: 'Bills' or 'Noir' or something arty farty like that.
You hear other tossers beside you saying things like : "oh darling! This venison is DEVINE" and "Oh the quails egg just goes scrumptiously with this raisin".
You hear other tossers beside you saying things like : "oh darling! This venison is DEVINE" and "Oh the quails egg just goes scrumptiously with this raisin".
Girl 1: Oh went to dinner last night in that new fancy restaurant that opened in town
Girl 2: Oooooooh I heard it serves fabulous food and the chef came over from England where he used to be a head chef in London!!
Girl 1: Nah! Served over priced posey food. Stopped off at McDonalds on the way home!
Girl 2: Oooooooh I heard it serves fabulous food and the chef came over from England where he used to be a head chef in London!!
Girl 1: Nah! Served over priced posey food. Stopped off at McDonalds on the way home!
by Snipperino April 28, 2015